Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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