I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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