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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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(315): View more from New York

Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.

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(815): View more from Illinois

How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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(313): View more from Michigan

Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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(909): View more from California

What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for

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(631): View more from New York

I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick

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(850): View more from Florida

Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.

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