I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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