chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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