Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Randomize
