He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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