he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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