His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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