I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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