when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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