i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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