i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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