i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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