wanna go halves on a baby?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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