i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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