Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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