all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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