Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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