I hate your face
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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