What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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