I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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