operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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