I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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