Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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