I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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