All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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