seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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