Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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