Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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