Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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