he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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