I never want to see another naked old woman again.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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