I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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