Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What drink are we having for lunch?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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