Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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