Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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