If that was your dad, he is hot
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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