The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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