hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize