what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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