There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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