We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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