Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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