yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize