OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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