I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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