Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We have so much sex to catch up on
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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