worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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