like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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