Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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