bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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