Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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