absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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