Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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