I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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