haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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